Hot weather is here, yuck!

I know, I know, is there is a worse topic to talk about than weather? Maybe hemorhoids, or genital rashes... but those are really just topics that make people uncomfortable, not so much bored.

Back to weather, the 'Hot as F***' season has officially began in my super-duper secret location in China (damn I've given away my location). The weather report today included the following:
1. Abundant sunshine.
2. Hot.

Our recent wave of hot weather has reminded me of the wonderful days of Summer when the streets are deserted between the hours of 11 and 4. I'm really putting some serious thought into becoming nocturnal because all I want to do when it's this hot is sleep; it's too bad that I can't convince everyone else around me to follow suit, they're all too selfish.